tortoiseshell calico cat

Fairly cute cats but can be assholes. Usually act nice when they know you better

"dude I got a tortoiseshell Calico cat"
"Be careful, it might scratch or bite you"

by Master bay shan July 10, 2021

google torture

Google Torture (noun) When you Google old friends and classmates and and keep going until you find out that they way are more successful than you are and you haven't done jackshit.

I stayed up last night playing Google Torture until I lost all of my self esteem.

by Lansana Jahun October 11, 2010

hairy tortoise

one of the many terms given to a woman's reproductive parts

I won't tell You that I love You, kiss or hug You, coz I'm bluffin' with my hairy tortoise

by Commander Rik January 25, 2011

stale tortilla

The smell of ur balls sticking to ur leg.

James, i totally had stale tortilla today, when i smelled my hand after touching my balls.

by poop-dick jr. July 1, 2011

Tasty Tortoise

When a man is on his back with legs in the air and a woman is eating his ass while he jerks off

Dude that girl is a freak, she did the tasty tortoise on me and that shit was dope.

by El Camino Sandman July 22, 2018

Flour tortilla

A Hispanic male or female who looks Caucasian. These people usually have little to no Hispanic features. They are called Flour because of their white skin and tortilla because of their Hispanic dissent.

Dude I’m not white I’m Hispanic. I’m just a flour tortilla.

by The_Kitchen July 24, 2019

cock and ball torture

something your dilf of a dad wants

“hey john what’s your dad up to these days?”

“oh he’s just in need of some cock and ball torture,”

“what’s his number?”

by why is my classmate lowkey hot March 5, 2021