Ting Mao

A racial slur referring to Asians.

Wow, you did great on that math test. You must be a ting mao!

by T. S. Hogdahl II July 5, 2009

ting tang tong

Public displays of self-pleasure.
Derives from Ting Ting - a chronic masterbator

"K.E...Can i borrow you liquid paper? Yeah just hold on im using it to ting tang tong."
"WTF is she chucking a ting tang tong in sex ed?"

by dodoseaurchin September 3, 2010

Ting Tong

Crazy, Mad, Insane (temporarily). Best describing someone who has done something crazy or possibly personally damaging without knowing or without care.

Hey you ting tong man, what you do? Why you drink so much?

by mesohornymeluvulongtime September 25, 2008

ting me na

A mock black English phrase, normally used by wiggers, meaning 'Don't fuck with me' or 'don't wind me up'.

'Yo vexin' me? Ting me na, or I box yo ears mo'fucker'

by Silverback April 27, 2008

ting chung leong

Cute boy with glasses and being love by someone nearby and swag that he will not know

unknown girl:wow that is ting chung leong and he is very cut as hell

by gula-gula dari mulut si ting January 21, 2018

Ting Ta

A ting ta is not only a sound that you can make if you click your tongue fast enough, it is also an 86 year old lady. She has over 21 grandchildren, many of whom all share the same birthday. She is an ordinary, law abiding citizen who unfortunately became addicted to the smell of both petrol and fire at a very young age. Her love for both petrol cans and sparklers can often get her in somewhat trouble with the federal department, but don't forget - she's just a lovely old lady with very very good skin and school girl looks

"oops, i dropped the banana...what AM i going to do now? :O"

by nicaloodie December 4, 2003

Ting tong

Thai for stupid / idiot.

thai : i ting tong!.

english : you idiot!.

by Deexii September 21, 2010