by Peen449 May 11, 2024

1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.
2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid
2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid
Brie: Joey, let's have sex.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.
by CrazyBoyUrban April 5, 2020

Hym "You know what? Timer at your discretion. The closer they get to doing anything the shorter the timer. I forgot to say 'launch' last time. But avoid people and places I like and target people who are trying to subvert my will. I really do not appreciate being made to wait like this."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2025
