dinosaur therapy

Dinosaur therapy is the treatment for the occasion where you have a anoying, large relentless boner and you are at school,home,ect, and you want to get rid of the boner. If you think and concentrate on dinosaurs fighting(violently) you will be pleasently be suprise the boner is GONE!!! IT WORKS!

"Man! Thanks Nick, your dinosaur therapy did the trick with my boner! I can now concentreate on more important things in life like weed and academics."

by spunkye February 28, 2009

Ice Rod Therapy

Ice Rod Therapy is the act of inserting a long (usually smooth in most cases although if you're adventurous go for something a bit more coarse) instrument that is bellow 5 degrees Celsius (41 degrees in Fahrenheit { the primitive measurement unit}) in a male's anus or urethra, the latter being what it's most known for .

On a cold winter morning Joe woke up with a rock-hard cock and wished for relief from this strain. When Joe looked out the window Joe saw a row of icicles just ripe to be picked. Joe grabbed the largest, girthiest icicle I
he could find and the thinnest one out of the row. Joe then aggressively ruptured his anus's walls with the long girthy smooth icicle and made his penis inflate from the cold that it was subjected to. He felt dirty but alas he completed his yearly Ice Rod Therapy.

by Sanviento April 3, 2020

respiratory therapy (RT)

A smoking break; smoke break; to smoke.

A phrase used to ask someone if they wanna go for a smoking break with you (in a cooler way).

Used to combat the notion that smoking breaks are 100% negative occasions, since the respiratory therapy they offer is often more than 100% beneficial to the recipient.

Andy: "Hey Chris, RT?"

Chris: "Sure, I'm totally down for some respiratory therapy right now."

Tom: "You two do realize the lung cancer risks right?"

Andy: "Are you kidding me? Respiratory therapy (RT) is totally good for you."

Chris: "Yup RT'ing 2-3 times a day actually improves your mental health and sharpness."

by AttiFinch June 9, 2011

Music Therapy

The method of therapy by using musical means, such as guitar and piano. It lets people express and release pent up feelings by playing or listening to music.

Guy 1: Can you play guitar for me?
Guy 2: I can play, but I'm just too depressed to play right now...
Guy 1: Have you ever heard of Music Therapy? It's supposed to really help with stuff like that!

by Dude17689 November 28, 2012

Conversion therapy

Conversion therapy is a form of brainwashing usually done as a religious practice to '' pray away the gay'' and is totally unethical and cruel. one of the more common methods is associating the gender they are attracted to with a certain thing they dislike and should be a banned thing.

Conversion therapy is not good

by anonymous March 21, 2021

electroshock therapy

Pleasurable stimulation of the brain with beneficial therapeutic effects, often enjoyed by those afflicted by otherwise intolerable mental illnesses.

Here in this fine institution for the hopelessly depressed, patients experience the pleasure of electroshock therapy.

by CoherentDelirium January 2, 2007

therapy song

song meant to help the listener and/or the singer.

therapy song:

you are floating on a cloud
It is the perfect temperature
you have no desires
but if you did you would not have the urge to fulfill them

by myguitar'sbroken January 16, 2010