tarpping

Using a plastic tarp to wrap your vehicle and protect it from the elements. A redneck windshield snow cover for cheap bastards.

While tarpping his truck Lucas noticed the envy of his neighbours. Next morning while driving away with clean windows he smiled as he watched all the suckers scrapping away in the cold.

by Luckyluc1982 November 20, 2014

tarptard

A person with an over obsession of tarping things such as vehicles, people or objects.

What's he doing with that tarp? Oh, don't worry about him he's a tarptard

by aussieandy November 20, 2014

tarpooptanner

Tarpooptanner is someone names Tanner and they have tar poops every other day. If you decide to adopt one, make sure you are rich enough to pay for the diaper expenses and for all the plumbing issues. Have fun!!

My tarpooptanner just had an oopsie! Oh no!

by tarpooptannerslover December 9, 2021

Tarpitz

A beach undeservedly surfed by douche bags who suck at surfing.

You dont surf tarpitzzzzzz

by who is it February 12, 2010

tarpoon

When you are so horny for a black person, you just want to go and spear them (with your cock clearly.)Synonyms include Jungle Fever, Monkey Madness, African Anxiety.

Man I've just been watching the latest Jay-Z video, and now I wannt to go tarpooning.

Wanna go down to the beach and tarpoon?

by Jdawg Smaster October 10, 2007

TARPHEAD

One who wears a turban;an Arab;a muslim;a hindu;a Yasser-Arab-Rat,an Afghani;a camel-jockey;a wealthy towelhead.

If I was stationed in Iraq,I`d be wary of any tarphead that came close to me.

by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003

tarpeyjob

The act of passing fecal matter onto someone's face at a party when they least expect it. It is often performed in a tent.

"How was that camping trip?"

"Oh, man, it was great. I gave Heather a tarpeyjob!"

"Weed!"

by TheBukkake March 6, 2008