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sympafishing

Fishing for sympathy – the act of posting cryptically unhappy status updates on social networks for the purposes of getting some attention from sympathetic "friends".
Jane: is wondering how long this is going to go on for...!?!
Emma: Hope you're alright hon!
Betty: Sending you my love xx
Rach: Hugs and kisses, anything I can do?
Tom: Stop it, everyone, she's just sympafishing!
by atatdotdot February 27, 2011
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Ginger Sympathizer

Someone who feels bad for or likes gingers and will often befriend them and even mate with them.
Did you hear about Nate? He's dating a ginger.
What a ginger sympathizer.
by InkedLeaves January 3, 2011
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warm wind symphony

When two or more individuals expel gas in a harmonious fashion.
"Did you hear Clark and Roger put on a warm wind symphony at the Mexican restaurant?"

"Let's get together for a warm wind symphony around the keg later!"

fart dutch oven gas flatulence poop
by ATownExpress March 29, 2010
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trolling for sympathy

A person who uses social network website like Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc as a diary in which they post extremely personal things such as family deaths, break-ups, or other depressing situations that a normal person would not want to share openly in order to gain attention from people. Chronic sympathy trollers will post these types of updates weeks, months, or even years after an event has happened.
"Holy shit dude we don't give a rats ass about bobby's break up two weeks ago, but he still posts depressing crap on Facebook trolling for sympathy from anyone that is gullible enough to reply."
by Jonan2012 March 18, 2011
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Symphomaniac

adj. - This is a term used to describe a band girl that mainly plays a wind instrument, however, she blows "other things" very well. She is addicted to sex just as much as she is committed to her music. They love to use their instruments on their partners in bed, but it is highly unlikely that they would admit to this due to it being frowned upon by their conductors and result in bringing about shame and disgust reflecting on the entire band. Symphos are known for giving the best, most unbelievable head, but because this type of girl is very rare to come across, most guys will refuse it knowing that head from any other girl will feel downright unpleasurable.
Holly: "Why haven't the fireworks started? The symphony ended ten minutes ago."
Cal: "There must be a sympho in the band."
Larry: "Man I got head from a symphomaniac once, let me tell you that is simply the best feeling in the world!"
by HeadPoolieInCharge July 12, 2010
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Sympathy Junkie

People who air their dirty laundry and or flat out complain publicly (possibly on a social networking site) in hopes of generating drama and or a sympathetic response. Sympathy junkies commonly use the word, "ugh" (which is actually a primative sounding grunt) in online posts, constantly say how much their life sucks, use the acronym FML (fuck my life) and whine about everything no matter how small such as having to go to work.
Mary was complaining on Facebook again and of course her enablers were there to spoon feed her sympathy. She's such a sympathy junkie.
by pooeyscooter August 22, 2011
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Tales of Symphonia

The game that god/namco/other people that created it has blessed us with... most of it's fangirls like either kratos, zelos, or yggdrasil like me, and fanboys like sheena, like my friend.
tales of symphonia can also be Heaven on Earth
by youwillneverknow,perv. April 26, 2008
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