Swedish 29

A sexual act involving an automobile timing belt, a pair of jumper cables, and an 11/4" SAE thin wrench. The ensuing activity cannot be described in words, only seen.

Yo dog, I hear home girl next door is a freak; she'd probably be down for a Swedish 29!

by Mr. Wrinkle September 28, 2010

SESing

Spontaneous Erection Syndrome: Affecting usually young teenage males 12-15 years old in which they unfold an erection randomly for no apparent reason. Similar to females' "PMSing", this term can refer to the embarrassing occurrence of this event.

Jimmy: "Did you just see Ben get a boner? I think he wants to get it on with Mrs. Patterson!"

Gerald: "Nah bro, he's just SESing."

SESing PMSing boner penis erection

by Steven Gerard November 2, 2012

swedish dolphin

getting a hand job from a gay, in an IKEA while eating swedish meatballs

while shopping for contemporary furniture with my boyfriend, i got a swedish dolphin

by wolphpussy January 6, 2010

Swedish Kiss

When a man makes out with a woman's vagina.

Adelina was complaining about how our love life was timid, so I gave her a Swedish Kiss and she hasn't complained since.

by Woahjah April 2, 2009

Swedish Surprise

When a girl goes to suck your limp wiener but you are really drunk from beer so you just pee in her mouth instead

A Swedish Surprise is a great way to break up with your girlfriend, and also worth 10 points on USW

by papa moyer July 6, 2010

Swedish Welder

Swedish Welder

When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.

"dude I totally did the Swedish Welder on my lady's face last night. Looked like someone tried to glue her mouth shut with Elmer's glue!"

by V-diddy August 11, 2016

Swedish automobile

n. A euphemism for vagina (Swedish carmaker Volvo sounds very similar to a certain part of the female anatomy).

“Steve, even if Dina opts to go commando that doesn’t necessarily give you free rein to relentlessly venture to sneak a peek of her Swedish automobile.”

by The Raging Bull June 14, 2005