Douche Sweater

the end result of a woman's pubic hairs being covered in toilet paper with urine, blood or other substances as a bonding agent.

I was going to go down on Stacy until I saw she was wearing her Douche Sweater

by KatieMcDuh March 21, 2011

seattle sweeper

When you shave off all your pubes on to the bathroom floor, then you grab a broom and smack your bitch with it and make her clean it up

i accidentally gave my girl a black eye after that Seattle sweeper last night

by FatDixINC December 9, 2015

scrotum sweater

A thick layer of pubic hair that pertains only to men as its function is keeping the scrotum super toasty.

"Holy hot tamales, look at that guy's pubes!"
"That's a serious scrotum sweater he's got there!"

by hSak March 5, 2016

Homemade sweater vest

When one person plucks out and eats the chest hair of a second person, the first person then releases their bowels onto the chest of person number two creating a homemade sweater vest with the hair filled fecal matter.

Man, you should see the homemade sweater vest my wife gave me last night.

by Lizflint April 13, 2016

Turkey sweater

The moment the males excess ball sack skin folds back behind his own shaft.

Susan, NO, you know those pants give me a turkey sweater.

by DabMauFive November 4, 2017

pee sweeper

When youre gjving a girl a rim job and think youre finishing but you really just peed but she keeps going because she thinks its cum.

This guy was fucking me in the ass the other day and i asked him for a rim job and instead he accidently gave me a pee sweeper.

by Cole Blowens December 11, 2017

Bag Sweater

Very hot day

Man it's a real bag sweater out there.

by Bbo1234 June 29, 2018