Swank bucket

When you have too much swag that when you wank you do it in a bucket

“Omg who’s that snobby kid over there.” “Oh yeah that’s Ben, he’s a swank bucket”

by lmao rip January 22, 2020

Hot Swank

To defecate onto a paper plate and then strike another individual in the face with it as you would a pie. The Hot Swank may be used for both sexual and nonsexual purposes like revenge.

When you said David got shitfaced I thought you meant drunk, but instead he had been fed the Hot Swank.

by L-ish January 9, 2009

totally swank

Fail CST (STAR) Question from 2009 to 2011. How much lower can California state standards go?

The terra cotta soldiers are said to be housed in a totally swank underground palace.

Though his tomb has not yet been excavated, it is said to be a totally swank underground palace.

by lolling forever May 1, 2011

boochie swank

1. The essence of a woman's booty aroma that stimulates the olfactory organ bringing a man to submission.

2. A filler slang word for being violated.

1. "Damn girl, you looked amazing, but that boochie swank is what I'm really after."
2. "I thought I'd win that fight, but I just got boochie swanked."
boochie swank/ed

by Boochie Swanker April 8, 2022

Totally Swank

The phrase State Test Writers use when they want to appeal to a younger audience. It's fun to read the rough draft of a student's essay when they uses phrases like totally swank!

Though his tomb has not yet been excavated, it is said to be a totally swank underground palace.

by totallyswank May 21, 2011

Hot Swank.

To defecate onto a paper plate and then strike another individual in the face with it as you would a pie. The Hot Swank may be used for both sexual and nonsexual purposes like revenge.

When you said David got shitfaced I thought you meant drunk, but instead he had been fed the Hot Swank.

by L-ish January 8, 2009

Danger-swank

When, whilst in a completely inappropriate public place (funerals, dancefloors and busy paths) you simultaneously masterbate and excrete. At the same time trying to fight off anyone who attempts to stop you (Mourners, bouncers and vigilantes).

Dude!? Is Jerry having a danger-swank at the bar?

by Sidekicks of Lousy Shit April 16, 2009