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Stealth Surfing

Surfing the internet at work, while appearing to be very busy working.

Usually accomplished by having several documents / programs open on your computer, while you surf the web. With one click, you are back to studying that interminable excel spreadsheet.
"Dude, I have so much work on my plate, but I spent the morning stealth surfing."
by Carsan07 January 15, 2010
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Pod Surfing

In the game Battlefield 2142 players are given access to Launch Pods from either APCs or the Titan Airships.

This allows the player to be launched a limited distance in the battlemap in a short space of time towards the ground but with some control of direction.

Some players have adapted the controls for the game that allows them to cover more distance from the pod (after practice it can even be limitless).

This is normally seen as glitching and is often banned on most game servers.

Note after a patch released from DiCE (Maker of the game) this has been somewhat reduced but not completely eliminated.
Player 1: How did he get to the other side of the map like that?
Player 2: He Podsurfed all the way across
Player 3: Is Pod Surfing allowed??
by Dean Athow February 25, 2008
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Clit Surfing

I heard Becky clit surfing in her room yesterday.
by Guns blazin July 7, 2011
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Stair surfin

The act of decending a carpeted staircase on your stomach with the aid of a charity bag & or too much alcahol, The bag is to be worn as a poncho with a hole for your head , you then adopt a position simalar to that of a free fall parachutist whilst lying face down at the top of the stairs, gently move yourself forward until stupidity or gravity takes over, steer with your out streched legs & regulate speed with your toes.
I'm too drunk to walk these stairs I,m Stair surfin
by Ady Francis August 20, 2006
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butt surfing

Sliding your hard-on up and down inside your (male or female) partner's butt crack, usually gently slapping your lower abdomin and hips against the butt cheeks as you 'surf'.

May involve slipping the tip of the cock into the anus you pass by it on each 'ride'. Butt surfing may, but not necessarily, cumulate in giving your partner a full on ass fucking. Use a condom if you do this.

Works best on a tight, rounded ass.
After a good day at a beach, Brad and I took a shower together. I whipped off his red speedos, lent him against the tiled wall and gave him a good butt surfing.
by Surf Bunny May 26, 2008
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Surin

Sanskrit for - Wise, learned. -m. A wise or learned man, scholar, pandit.
Wow he's very smart, he's a Surin for sure!
by Foxx.22 December 6, 2015
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School Bus Surfing

A term parents of young children should be familair with that was coined by police to describes how pedophiles stalk new victims.
The Pedophile was school bus surfing for weeks looking for his next victim.
by Jay by the C January 16, 2007
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