surf and turf

(N) A turd so big that it stretches from down in the toilet hole to above the waterline, sitting on the shore.

Dude, hand me a plunger because I pinched a surf and turf.

by Labattomy July 26, 2004

Surf N Turf

1) Bisexual. Liking both "surf" (fish, i.e. pussy) and "turf" (meat, i.e. cock)

2) Getting some man and lady love at the same time or in the same relative time frame.

1) "She's definitely surf n turf, and she's been staring at you all night. You can't lose!"

2) "Why do people keep inviting me to their house for surf n turf? I'm not going to magically start liking cock"

by You're a freak! September 1, 2010

surf treading

to make and use a dildo carved from a potatoe, leaving slivers of potatoe in the cavity wich it was inside.

1. "Oh man, I went surf treading last night, and now im all dried out!"

2. Julia was shunned from soceity for being cuaght publicly surf treading.

by Ostello_totheC February 19, 2007

Surf and Turf

What you see when a chick sticks her ankles up behind her ears, with the Surf being the snapper and the Turf being the boobies.

"Dude, did you see that naked chick with her ankles behind her ears?" "Yeah I got a picture, but I missed her face. All I got was the Surf and Turf." "Cool, that's all I wanted anyway. Can you send it to me?"

by B Train 'N D Bone June 12, 2009

surf nazi

Used to refer to a computer networks system administrator(s) and their tools. Especialy if they monitor and block either your e-mail or web traffic. Normaly this is to block porn sites, however sometimes they block all non work specific sites (for example Google/Gmail, Yahoo or buliten boards). Sometimes they even standardise your machine prevent you from loading software or organising your desktop in the way you like it.

No I didn't look at that link you sent me at work, the surf nazis blocked it!

You e-mail bounced becuase the surf nazis scan our mail at work.

by Jon-Paul May 10, 2006

surf and turf

When you go down on a girl who has both crabs and meat curtains.

'Dude, I heard you hooked up with Karen last night; how was it?'

'I had to bail. She pulled down her pants and expected me to have a little surf and turf."

by Sheetz Dogg November 19, 2009

surf her internet

A metaphor for the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Ken went round to Barbies place to "surf her internet".

by james October 29, 2003