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Keith Stone

One of the many bastard children of The Most Interesting Man In The World. Often spotted with a case of Keystone Light tucked under his arm. Always smooth.
Keith: My name? Is Keith Stone.
Totally hot chick: Keith Stone? You're so smooth...
Keith: Always.
by deadmaker7 September 1, 2010
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rossetta stoned

to be so stoned you say things that sound like another language to non-stoned people
dude, chuck was so rossetta stoned! i didn't understand a word he said!
by blitz-domo February 21, 2010
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A Stone

It's a rock, what'd you expect? Well, another word for rock. I don't know! You should already know what a stone is!
Luigi: Mario! Look what I made!
Mario: That's a stone Luigi, you didn't make it.
by Scramptomtans September 8, 2018
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Stone Beak

One who's beak is made solely of stone.

One who gets himself firmly planted (uprooted) on the ground during a touch football game.

One who got pranked everyday in high school but was cool about it.

Stone Beak = Awesome
Davit: "Who is that kid on the ground over there?"

Si: "Oh, that's Stone Beak...Jansen just leveled him."
by Looped Out November 2, 2009
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Stanek's Disease

A very rare, serious, and extremely contagious STD caused by coming in contact with the genitalia(s) of someone already infected.

Symptoms of the disease include a hunched back due to the spinal cord being replaced by a flaccid penis, and a protrusion that looks similar to an Adam's Apple, but is actually a penis growing in the throat.

If the infected person touches themselves on another part of their body after touching their infected genitalia, that part therefore becomes infected, causing a new penis to grow. Serious reported cases include a number of penises ranging from 3-5 on the infected person's body.

Size varies due to the amount of contact made to the infected area. Penis growth/size can range from 1 inch wonders to 13 inches in the largest reported case.

The only cure for Stanek's Disease is to have all of the penises surgically removed, but the disease cannot be fully eradicated. Removing the penises can sometimes cause 2 more to grow back in their place.

Stanek's Disease is a rapidly spreading epidemic. Please, if you think you may be infected, contact a doctor immediately.
Person 1: Dude, I heard that girl over there has Stanek's Disease.

Person 2: Shit, man, I don't want another dick!"

Person 1: Let's get the fuck outta here!"
by Dr. Galli January 7, 2011
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stone that the builder refused

1.

The visual
The inspiration
That made lady sing the blues

2.

the spark that makes your idea bright
The same spark
that lights the dark
So that you can know your left from your right

3.
the ballot in your box
The bullet in your gun
The inner glow that lets you know
To call your brother son
The story that just begun
The promise of what's to come

4. The opening line to the Boondocks theme song, "I am the stone that the builder refused"
I am the stone that the builder refused
I am the visual
The inspiration
That made lady sing the blues
Etc...
by pf9 June 5, 2011
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stonebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of being stoned and reduced their mental capacity to almost nothing.

Often the term is used upon once smoking up and lacking intelligence soon thereafter.
1. Stonebags Unite!

2. Yo did you remember to grab the beers?
"....ummmm....what...?..umm"
You STONEBAG!
by LouisV May 23, 2008
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