Urban Scrumping

Urban Scrumping Walking into a supermarket or store and taking a bag of apples with out paying.

Andy "I scrump off a farm near me"
Madde " DAMN! I have to go urban scrumping at tesco!"

by Madde February 7, 2008

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that's trump

An adjective to describe something that's irrevocably whack. Equivalent use of the phrase "that's bullshit" and "that's fucked".

Also can be used to refer to something unrealistic, forced, ignorant, insensitive etc.

Origin of word = 2016 US election

Dudeee, I just watched a movie about an elephant that replaces his trunk for a pig's snout!

- That's trump.

by harleequennh December 8, 2016

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Strumpedestalation

The act of playing an instrument that is either uncommon or unknown.

John's strumpedestalationalistic affinity for the Contrabass Saxophone was one many people found intriguing.

by Don Joe21 December 2, 2009

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strumpkin

Jerking it while taking a shit.

I gave myself a strumpkin while push a log out this morning!
Nice bro, I love taking a shit and whacking it!

by gangbangerolympics September 2, 2013

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Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.

I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.

by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017

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