chicken stomach

An unusual sensation in the stomach that results from eating nothing but chicken

Person 1: Whats wrong?

Person 2: I got chicken stomach

Person 1: I told you should have gotten sides with that bucket of chicken

by patman2492 June 23, 2010

Atomic Stomach

The moment of having the worse stomach ache ever.
It feels like an atomic bomb is in you're stomach, waiting to explode.

Person 1: Dude, i just had an Atomic Stomach .
Person 2: Oh shit, seriously? Ha, that sucks for you!
Person 1: Ha, forreals, FUCK YOU.
Person 2: Fuck, i think i'm having an Atomic Stomach! (Runs to the bathroom)
Person 1: Ha, that's what you get FOO!!!

by ClareCandy July 12, 2010

Near Miss Porn Stomach

That intense sick feeling you get when you are pulling your meat and you hear the front door close and you scramble to disconnect from 'up my arse' dot com as quickly as you can whilst pulling up your trousers and wiping jizz off the keyboard

Fuck me...I was waxing the dolphin yesterday when my Grandad came home early from the day centre....I had near miss porn stomach for fucking hours afterwards

by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010

Stomache

An idiot who can't spell "stomach".

Guy1: Man, my stomache is killing me.
Guy2: It's stomach, dumbass.

by Tyler R.R. August 17, 2006

scromlet

A dish often ordered at IHOP consisting of deep fried n00b with a side of scrib. After the scromlet, deserts such as nub cake are served with knob juice.

Ahhhh shit son. I don't think I'm hungry enough for a whole scromlet!

by scrumster June 11, 2006

stomach scraper

an extremely enormous phallus; a huge cock so large that it internally hits the back of the vagina and scrapes in the stomach.

kelly: omg, i rode scott's dick last night and he has a tooootal stomach scraper!

by L. Cullen December 14, 2010

stoma docking

the act of inserting ones penis into a persons breathing stoma. this causes the person with the stoma to not breathe possibly causing death, but triggers a body high due to the lack of oxygen.

I had to revive the old smoker bitch twice cuz she kept passin out from stoma docking. damn bitch now my back hurts

by Dan Gleesak February 16, 2009