Scroad

The (smokeable) material left over after running used bong water through a filter and allowing to dry.

I ran out of weed and already scraped the bowl so I ended up smoking some scroad before getting some beer.

by milsorgen December 27, 2009

Straddle Piss

Straddle Piss is when a girl wants to experience peeing on the toilet like a guy, but doesn't want to pee everywhere-so she sits down straddling to toilet and pees. Remarkably the pee comes up extremely fast and forceful-Straddle Piss.

Hey have you ever tried to Straddle Piss? It's freakin sweeet!

by ChaChaBueno July 28, 2009

straddie

Island off the close of Queensland formally known as Stradbroke Island, the best place in the world.

Hey mate, lets kick back for a week and head to straddie

by Mackk92 July 8, 2011

stroodle poodle

A stroodle poodle is a friendly woman with the looks of a dog, who eats a lot of pastry.

That stroodle poodle over there looks fine in those boots.

by David Wilkinsonson March 2, 2007

scroad scratch

Term to describe the action of getting one's balls scratched while driving. Similar to road head. Usually performed by the passenger by reaching over with one of those wooden back scratchers.

Scott was lucky enough to get scroad scratched by Michelle on the way to the party tonight.

by Methduesa February 14, 2010

straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.

damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Stroud

A term used to refer to a settlement in which 'inbreds' and simpletons reside.

Also a reference to living in extremely unpleasant environment.

Look at that Stroud person over there!

by Joe Ginger June 11, 2011