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Strawberry Farmer

Clay Aiken enjoys farming strawberries. He is a strawberry farmer.
by KillaSwissBeats February 26, 2009
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Majira Strawberry

by DragonMesser May 27, 2018
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Strawberry Shortcake

A strawberry shortcake is when you bust a nut inside a girl whilst on her period. Thus the peculiar mixture of colors.
I hooked up with a girl last night on her period and gave her a strawberry shortcake!
by Alex Butterman September 21, 2020
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squashed strawberry alley cat

"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."
a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.
by butterballs January 21, 2009
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strawberry sanchez

the strawberry sanchez is a direct relative of the dirty sanchezand the strawberry kiss, and a cousin of the chief joseph. a Strawberry Sanchez takes place when you stick your finger in the pussy of a girl on the rag and wipe the bloody mess across her upper lip.
Damn, she gave me a snowball (definition 3), so i gave her a strawberry sanchez back.
by Chief Joseph April 21, 2005
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Strawberry Cough

Fuck all the other definitions this is the real one.

Sativa 80 / Indica 20

Origins - N/A

Flowering - 56-63 days

Harvest - Early October

Strawberry Cough is a sweet-flavored indoor variety with just enough indica influence to shorten the typically slow growing time of the semitropical sativa into a 2 month flowering cycle. The creamy berry taste combines with its expansive smoke to deliver a variety worty of its name.

Strawberry Cough gardens efficiently whether using hydroponics or soil setups. It is too branchy for sea of green, but Dutch Passion recommends planting 15-20 plants per square meter (1-2 plants per square foot). Strawberry Cough likes a boost of nutrients at the beginning of vegetative growth. Although no data was available for outdoor gardens, Strawberry Cough performs terrifically in greenhouses. Strawberry Cough is a plant of happy mediums, growing to a height of around 3 feet indoors or in a greenhouse garden and exhibiting leaves that balance between indica and sativa influences. This multi-branched plant will start delivering ripe colas about 40 days into flowering, and continue with a second wave that finishes at about 65 days. Greenhouse flowering times are typically a week shorter than indoor gardens.

The buds are tight and shaped like narrow pinecones, and may get quite long. This variety's branches are sturdy and support even the weightiest of colas. Strawberry Cough tickles the lungs with her creamy-sweet smoke, whose flavor resembles strawberry, perhaps with a kiwi fruit complement. The buz is heady and active, a classic let's-go-hiking sativa lift that can alleviate depression.
Hey boy have you had the Strawberry Cough dis shit is potent.
by Nickolaz19 July 13, 2009
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strawberry milk

Person 1: You're a jerk
Person 2: oh yeah, well you're the strawberry milk of people!
Person 1: *cries*
by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 25, 2019
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