Sober

Not drinking alcohol. This term does not apply to drugs.

"I'm sober but I sure ain't clean!"

by Flopings March 25, 2017

sloberknocker

something that goes on for a long period of time

this fight look to be a down right sloberknocker

by sam ashton October 23, 2008

sobe

The best brand of drinks ever. They are like liquid hooray or something. Loved by all those in the #jj2 and spiffyjuice worlds. Liquid sex.

Tsunami is the best kind of Sobe.

by Spaztic November 14, 2003

Sober Sally

When drinking with friends, sober sally is the girl who never gets sloppy. She's the one taking care of everyone else. Whether it's giving them a bath or making them detox tea, this girl also makes pancakes as a hangover breakfast.

"Yo, I don't feel good, where's sober sally?"

by BB of HLD December 31, 2006

sober up

The act of pretending not to be inebriated when passing officials, parents, or anyone else you would rather not be faded around. (does not necessarily only apply to those under-age)

For example: |Spot a policeman| Sober up!

by Stephanie R. SDSU May 30, 2007

scobes

shittiest friend in the world. will do anything it takes to maintain a constantly decaying self-image, yet has very little self-respect.

Who is that passed out in vomit in your doorway?
it's just scobes. he shat himself too. he might be dead.

by ssssssssss1a1 September 9, 2010

soberginity

Equivalent to virginity, but you lose your soberginity the first time you get drunk.

Jim lost his soberginity at a party the night before I left for college.

by Elizabeth Carpenter June 30, 2005