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hamster stuffing

The sexual act of stuffing the females anus with Russian dwarf hamsters under the influence of Mary Jane. Immediately after this the male punches her in the vagina for maximum pleasure. It's advised that hamster food is inserted into both orifaces before this is initiated
So last night my girlfriend asked why I'd bought so many hamsters from the pet store
I guess she just wasn't ready for that hamster stuffing
by The hamster stuffer January 20, 2015
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Stuffing Cotton

For a girl to be on her period.
(coined from using a tampon)
GOD Lindsey is being such a BITCH! I bet she's "Stuffing Cotton"!!
by Ashes B April 13, 2007
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gullet stuffing

1: The act of consuming large quantities of food quickly and off-puttingly.

2: Eating unnecessary amounts of food.
guy1: dude, you know why girls never go out with you?

guy2: *gobble, crunch, slurp* no, why?

guy1: look at the way you're eating, man - ketchup on your chin, grease on your hands, eating 2 double quarter pounders and pie. You're gullet stuffing, dude.
by adrielkelsick May 14, 2007
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Fuck stuffing

A term used to refer to using stuffing leftover from Thanksgiving in any sexual way.
Hey honey can you get the fuck stuffing ready for tonight?
by Littlerichman November 27, 2016
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Stuffing

Sperm, or Ejaculation.

Comes from the act: To Stuff (to impregnate violentley)

Stuffing can aslo be used as the presently doing of, To Stuff
I stuffed my first girl last night, the stuffing got everywhere.

I stuffed my first turkey.
by Derzerm December 28, 2005
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Stuffing the Turkey

Stuffing the Turkey refers to a man who is highly intoxicated vomiting into a woman's vagina while eating her out.
"Dude I was so drunk last night I ended up stuffing the turkey.... the worst part was she made me eat the stuffing."
by Nuggy510 June 5, 2013
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Some Christmas Stuffing

This is when you plow a girl you just met at the bar around Christmas time.
Let's go to the bar tonight so I can give a girl some christmas stuffing.
by HoenheimOfLight December 5, 2009
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