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Starbucks Prayer

The hand position maintained by the transporter of a single hot beverage from a coffee shop on frigid days, in an attempt to warm both hands simultaneously.
We need to take up a collection to get Eva a pair of mittens. Did you see her doing the Starbucks Prayer this morning on her way in?
The proper (some might say "derogatory", though I hope for the sake of the world they wouldn't) term for the evil coffee making entity sometimes known as Starbucks.

Also: a game which involves trying to fuck the most attractive member of staff working in said coffe shop, whilst buying the least number of products (See also Fuckbeans).
"I hate Starfucks"
"Don't you mean StarBUCKS?
"No, I assure you, I meant Starfucks."
Starfucks by Bartender February 21, 2004
here is an analogie i hope you get

coffee : starbucks
computer : macintosh

both kind of artsy and not popular among the masses

only the "unique" have a mac or overly strong starbucks
"lets go to the starbucks WiFi and work on our macs and drink coffee"
starbucks by A_F October 10, 2005

starbucks stutter 

The phenomenon that happens to folks, usually born prior to 1950, at Starbucks when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to order a plain old cup of coffee.

Usually followed by growns and exchanged glances among the snotty Starbucks whores in line behind them.

Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $.25 for a cup of coffee.
Jesse: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"

Sam: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"
synonymous with a smile, a great day, or something that really makes your day better.

anything that makes your life enjoyable, relaxing, and inspiring.
i love you. you are my starbucks.
starbucks by Jesse Colburn March 5, 2008
A company wrongly targeted, especially here, for exploiting farmers and "taking over the world," Starbucks actually manages about 5-10 percent of the world's coffee. Nice try, everyone.
I can't believe people complain about Starbucks. I bet they wouldn't be complaining if they were intelligent enough to purchase Starbucks stock.
starbucks by RUStupid? September 10, 2008