bush stalker

woman who chases Bush for her own sexual gratification

That old slag keeps going round Mark's house. She's a Bush Stalker and is after his cock.

by Thomas Francis February 25, 2007

Seaweed Stalker

One who stalks seaweed...

While i was swimming i noticed there was a seaweed stalker in the water.

by Michael Rosas September 26, 2010

stale fish

Masturbating without the use of visual aids such as porn videos or mags. Just by using the good old imagination.

O fuck, the powers out. Gonna have to stale fish it.

by Beebix April 4, 2006

night stalker

A serial killer named Richard Ramirez who terrorized the city of Los Angeles during the summer of 1985. He killings are based on satanism.

The night stalker would break into people's homes and rape or kill his victims.

by GKL September 25, 2005

stalker speed

An incredibly slow speed, whether driving or otherwise, that mimics the speed a 45 year-old male stalker would drive while watching his prey.

"Of course she didnt win the race, she was practically running at stalker speed."

by Ryan Scott June 25, 2006

stale dale

One who sleeps with multiple women without washing his cock.
Or the name of the soiled cock.

I gave Linda the stale dale.

by TFW August 26, 2007

stale tortilla

The smell of ur balls sticking to ur leg.

James, i totally had stale tortilla today, when i smelled my hand after touching my balls.

by poop-dick jr. July 1, 2011