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squid tits

Saggy, flat jelly tits that often lie flat against the chest, resembling dead squid.
Jarvis was hittin' her from behind, but started laughing when he reached around and got a handful of clammy squid tits.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
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Jump the Squid

V. To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.
dude, she didn't give me time to even react. she totally dropped my pants and proceeded to jump the squid!
by Crockswamio May 29, 2010
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awkward squid

Much like the awkward turtle, the awkward squid is performed during an awkward moment. It is done by placing the tips of the fingers of the right hand on the back of the left hand. The fingers of the left hand then contract like a squid's tentacles and the hands are brought back together three times.
Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (awkward squid is performed)
by Eric Wu June 2, 2007
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Squid Roe

A popular club in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Lots of booze, girls, and minimal creepers. There's an announcer guy who hollers at girls all night, who is a complete tool.
Let's check out Squid Roe tonight after we ditch all the high school girls from the Gigglin' Marlin.
by dgaf partier March 30, 2009
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Squidge Mark

A wet, shit stain left in the underwear after passing what was intended to be air, but ended up a little soft serve stool. See squidge.
Oh braaahhhh. I need to do a quick wipe after that one. Pretty sure there's gonna be a squidge mark in my boxers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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squid

Refers to a person that everyone has an aversion towards. Squids exhibit the characteristics of a nincompoop and tend to be severly ostrasized. To the general public it appears that the squid's inherent purpose in life is to vex non-squids.
As an alternative, squid can be used to describe an individual who is wum, sagacious, and witty.
That South African boy I've been talking to is THE embodiment of a Squid. I think i will just stop talking to him.
by zooplankton zoloretto January 4, 2021
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squidge

noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart
Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
by NCKnobster September 8, 2011
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