Jarvis was hittin' her from behind, but started laughing when he reached around and got a handful of clammy squid tits.
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Much like the awkward turtle, the awkward squid is performed during an awkward moment. It is done by placing the tips of the fingers of the right hand on the back of the left hand. The fingers of the left hand then contract like a squid's tentacles and the hands are brought back together three times.
Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (awkward squid is performed)
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (awkward squid is performed)
by Eric Wu June 2, 2007
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Let's check out Squid Roe tonight after we ditch all the high school girls from the Gigglin' Marlin.
by dgaf partier March 30, 2009
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Oh braaahhhh. I need to do a quick wipe after that one. Pretty sure there's gonna be a squidge mark in my boxers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Get the Squidge Mark mug.Refers to a person that everyone has an aversion towards. Squids exhibit the characteristics of a nincompoop and tend to be severly ostrasized. To the general public it appears that the squid's inherent purpose in life is to vex non-squids.
As an alternative, squid can be used to describe an individual who is wum, sagacious, and witty.
As an alternative, squid can be used to describe an individual who is wum, sagacious, and witty.
That South African boy I've been talking to is THE embodiment of a Squid. I think i will just stop talking to him.
by zooplankton zoloretto January 4, 2021
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Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.
After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.
After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
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