spussing

To engage in a sexually charged, erratic episode, for comedic purposes.

Atticus has been spussing for the entirety of dinner, and my parents certainly won't be inviting him back.

by atticuslane February 2, 2023

squashing

The act of having a 600 pound woman sit on you.

“Jades kinks include squashing, (having her 600 pound girlfriend sit on her and sucking up her burps”

by 600PoundStinkyButt June 6, 2023

Spurging

Going out to find spotted spurge plants, usually in urban areas.

Guy 1: Wanna go spurging tomorrow?
Guy 2: No.

by TheGreatestLad August 14, 2023

Spunching

The act of smearing bbq sauce onto a doorknob and mounting yourself on it.

I really enjoyed spunching with you yesterday.

by Y0RKER August 7, 2024

spurdoinge

a bungee cord in english slang

can you pass me a spurdoinge to tie this down?

by jj13! October 14, 2023

spudsing

Taking a massive shit in someone else’s jacks, possibly while eating biscuits.

how did Spudsing the hotel bog go?

by dyevebdmf October 28, 2023

sploshing

Using Sploosh-o-matic on Splatoon

Spoon enemy: Dude stop sploshing my base! :0
Sploosh user: Nope :D

by It's moon December 15, 2023