Spuddism

Formed in 2018 by three young masterminds, the religion 'Spuddism' is a new religion inspired by the sacred, late and great $ dogg. this is a teacher and he is a very well known gentlemen, with his kind hearted humour we follow him. we must live our lives by his core values. we must drink 4 cups of teas followed by 5 cups of coffee every day no matter what. we must abide by not using any form of communication with the female gender under any circumstance what so ever. when joining this 'family' you are granted with a ferarri and a complimentary virgin for life mug. another wonderful addition in being a Spuddist is you are strictly to only wear one outfit everyday of the week. by being a Spuddist is that it is compulsary to live 'Top Bloke Style', this means you must live life being the best bloke possible in every aspect possible. if you want to join you must surpass a 23 questionare and you must score a perfect 23/23 and if you do not manage to do so, you will live the rest of your life in the shadows of a Spuddist.

Wow that guy is so cool and fly, he must be a member of the sacred family of the religion Spuddism.

by Nedly Pinkington October 25, 2018

Spudtastic

When potato products like French fries and mashed potatoes taste exceptionally well.

Thoes French fries are Spudtastic!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Spuddle

Liquidy pooling remnants of sexual congress, nestled in a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, elevator, airplane bathroom, or rental car. The owner of the spuddle is oft debated post-act, typically involving puddle proximity, original ownership, tiredness, 'if you love me...' and 'I do the laundry...' type arguments, prior number of restless spuddle nights etc.

"I'm not sleeping on the spuddle, that's YOUR mess."
"Let me put my coat down so you don't get your shoes dirty in the spuddle"
"Put a raincoat on so we can avoid the spuddles"

by TheRealBritch February 26, 2019

Spundard

(N./adj.) A word that I just made up, so that you would ask about it, look this up, and then have to read it.

PRANKED!!

“Oh man, this is one spundard bunt cake you made today, Grandma!”

by Maverick_006 April 16, 2019

spundamullet

A person who has been up for along time on drugs an look crazy when they are doing everything

Hey buddy look at that spundamullet over there she just needs a sandwich an a nap.

by Buddy harbison November 9, 2019

spudage

someone who is a spud, such as Abbey

Abbey is a spudage

by Random Unknown01 October 25, 2020

spudware

(noun) Software or hardware powered by a potato.

“Spudware is probably the most useless form of technology.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021