spunkled

When you've recieved a light, yet constant load of semen to the face. Imagine a sprinkler as opposed to a cannon.

"Man Corey was weak, i wanted a facial but i ended up getting spunkled"

by MoottheLoot January 14, 2006

Sprinkle dick

Andrew's very small penis

"I got high and when I woke up I could have sworn I saw a sprinkle dick" iak said

by Lexuality_00 August 26, 2017

Sprinklebaby

A person who paints on squishes is usually one of Moriah Elizabeth’s many children, referred to as a sprinklebaby.

Oh look at that person painting a squishy, they are obviously a sprinklebaby!

by Person,Me June 30, 2021

sprinkle blossom

The act of cunnilingus performed while the recipient is taking a massive dump.

The Australian woman will not marry a man, if he will not perform sprinkle blossom on the third week of every month.

by Guilo Gringo July 7, 2023

weenie sprinkles

Louse of the genitals a.k.a. pubic lice

Allie: Do you have weenie sprinkles?

Josh: Hell no! Do you really think im that nasty?!?

by jsesTM December 29, 2009

crotch sprinkles

When someone shaves their pubes and a stubble grows back.

These crotch sprinkles are so itchy, they're killing me!

by truthseer3000 May 9, 2011

Donut Sprinkler

1. One who sprinkles the donuts down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.

2. One who has no aspirations to become anything more than a local donut sprinkler down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.

Me: "You're brother graduated last year right?"
You: "No, he dropped out and smokes weed all day."
Me: "Wow, what a Donut Sprinkler!"

by aDonutsprinkler November 30, 2011