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Sports Dad

A commonly seen dad that is obsessed with their child's athletic ability. These dads can become highly aggressive when their child does something wrong in a sport such as, "pitching the ball an inch too far
to the right." These dads are obviously living their life through their sons, just because THEY didn't make it to the pros.
It is very easy to spot these dads at any sport activity. He is the one that is yelling the loudest and saying phrases such as, "Bo', Ima' whoop ur ass when we get home!" Another way to pick these dads out is if their son is the star quarterback, the best pitcher and batter, the point guard, and has sudden bruises on them that you didn't see the day before.
Chad: "Dude, look at Kyle's leg." "He's got a bruise the size of Montana."

Ben: "Isn't he supposed to go to USC on a full scholarship?"

Mike: "Yeah, he's really good at baseball too"

(Everyone with rolling eyes): "Sports Dad"
by Michael Sollabec January 25, 2006
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hard sports

Like water sports...but with shit.
I played hard sports with this chick last night, and now I can't get my bedroom clean.
by Birksy83 May 19, 2008
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sportsbabe

any hot chick that plays or covers sports.
Erin Andrews is a sportsbabe.
by cardinal_fan November 16, 2004
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Sportspickle.com

A funny site that parodizes current events in sports and popular athletes..
Sportspickle.com was criticized for not making a Terrell Owens story, but its author (DJ Gallo) recently made one regarding Owens' recent ankle injury.
by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005
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Sports Hernia

Also known as "athletic pubalgia", a sports hernia occurs when there is a weakening of the muscles or tendons of the lower abdominal wall. It is not a true, or "inguinal hernia" as there is no bulge or protrusion through the inguinal canal.

Diagnosis is often very difficult, and many doctors will initial diagnose the patient with a pulled muscle or sprain. Ultra sound and MRI are most effective to detect a tear, although sometimes it still goes undetected.

The only effective method of treatment is surgery, though unfortunately after years of countless operations, it is considered "experimental" by many insurance companies.
If someones had a sports hernia that means that they were going "balls to the wall" and are super hardcore!
by Dzak Ijcs August 14, 2009
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sprtsgy

A guy who likes sports but not vowels. This guy LIVES for sports. sprts sprts sprts sprts, nothing but sprts.
1) Person 1: *receives text* - 'wnt 2 c wzrds nxt mnth?'
Person2: Who is it from?
Person3: ____, he's such a sprtsgy.

2) Alternative is an insult: Sprtsgy, for someone who calls themself sprtgy, I've never seen you speak about sports. You must be one of those lame people who think chess is a real sport or something and are national champion at it. No hate plz chess wizz.

Pronounced as it is read - sprtsgy. If you have difficulty, try saying 'sprouts' without the 'ou'.
by Zurkss March 12, 2011
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high school sports hierarchy

The ranking system that makes football cool and golf...well...not so cool.
by lil' T... September 19, 2008
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