spreadable

word used to describe an ugly, unattractive person. A development of the term BUTTERS for the intention of preventing the person in question from realising you are infact slagging them off to their face.

the development of the word:
butterS...butter...lurpak spreadable... spreadable.

spreadable ...your mum's rather SPREADABLE, don't you agree?

by hmriw August 1, 2008

Spread the Gospel

(v.) - ejaculating everywhere to cover as much area as possible, like a sprinkler

Kelly: Dammit. Why did you cum all over my face?

Quack: Gotta spread the Gospel.

Jon: LOL

by itsmekellyc May 1, 2011

spread your legs

popular phrase often used before the act of penetration

spread your legs so i can aim straight

by gnag bang May 21, 2016

Spreadshine

To share food with fellow immates in jail. To invite a friend to eat from your spread.

Can can I get some spreadshine homie?

simon O.G..

by mellly mel February 15, 2010

spreader

An individual that does not take precautions to mitigate the spread of disease while in public, such as not wearing a mask during the Covid-19 pandemic.

There was a group of spreaders at the park today that I gave a wide berth.

by rawratar August 14, 2020

Psychedelic Spread

Taking psychedelic mushrooms and placing them on top, or mixing them in with Nutella for consumption.

Hey man, Jerry just downed four spoonfuls of psychedelic spread, he's gonna trip all night!

by DADAMaster July 20, 2010

cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)

I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.

by HayleyComments June 1, 2018