Spooned

To be high from use of marijuana. A word to describe someone that is so high they can't cycle home, for love nor money.

'Oh my God! Sam and Jack were so spooned last night!'

by iJALv June 21, 2016

spoofed up

The act of loitering outside of a supermarket and shitting in a grocery cart.

"Dude, I spoofed up the supermarket yesterday!"

by meme injection June 6, 2016

spotted pussy

1. Feminist version of the english pudding recipe spotted dick.

2. When a guy sees a girl.

Those guys spotted pussy when they saw some girls eating spotted pussy for breakfast.

by GLT75 May 17, 2017

Lesser Spotted Chobbit

Shy elusive bird that in order to impress females embellishes itself (notably around the head) to disguise its own impotence - possibly caused by contamination of water in the Hartlepool aea.

Numbers of the Lesser Spotted Chobbits are becoming alarmingly low due to the males inability to find a mate.

by Mike Byrne August 6, 2006

spotted coon

Any hibbity-bippity Indian type, with or without burka, who refuses to eat a cow while half of India starves to death.

Actually, just use it for all people from India. Term is mostly derived from the fact that Indians have dots on their heads and are dark-colored folks.

I wanted to go to Third and Swanson, but the Spotted Coon driving the cab didn't speak English so I just had him drop me off at the mall.

by Otis Richard November 19, 2007

Golden Spooned

Passing ice cream through kissing from one mouth to another. When the ice cream is passed along its melty and would resemble soft serve ice cream.. Only dirty or cheap people think that when someone asks to 'have a taste' means backwashing their ice cream.

"I kissed her and she fucking golden spooned her ice cream!!"

by CasieTheRadBitch March 31, 2007

Spooned Up

To mess up a task or process

Nick spooned up this program because he was trying to be so smart.

by bob_n_monkeys1 December 16, 2008