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spooge muffin

any child under the age of 10 that misbehaves and comes from a trashy family. Usually the spawn of fat people who receive welfare checks multiple times a month.
Josh: Dude, did you see that fat lady in the 84 dodge minivan?

J.W.: Yeah, she had like 30 spooge muffins with her!
by mad_urban April 23, 2008
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spooge sponge

A person who ingests large quantities of semen. Whether it be vaginaly, oraly, or analy.
You're dating Sandy Shiffler? Dude, that whores such a spooge sponge. She fucked the whole football team. You are a fuck nugget.
by Steven Faul October 23, 2006
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Spooge queen

any young co-ed who loves to get banged hard after a long night of drinking. She specifically loves to get a baby batter facial before the session is over! Many of these girls attend the College of Wooster,in Wooster Ohio
Sue, the Spooge Queen, was anxious to leave the Crandall House party to get her weekend banging started, and her backroom facial from juffofinator jim.
by juffofinator jim November 9, 2004
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spoogle

To inadvertantly call up pornographic thumbnails when using Google Images. Esp. at work or in otherwise inappropriate circumstances.

Verb: Conflation of "Google" (ubiquitous internet search engine) and "spooge" (UK slang for semen).
As in "I was searching for the planning report for Stevenage town centre's pedestrianisation scheme, and spoogled a load of pictures of dogging (UK slang for outdoor sex) in and around Stevenage."
by Jon Ferguson April 17, 2006
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spoogerifc

Jeremy Braun's mom was spoogerific last night.
by mike January 6, 2004
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Back Spooge

After rough anal sex with either a male or female, as a man reaches orgasm he pulls out his penis and ejaculates/cums on his partners back, often followed by wiping and smearing his jism covered helment accross the back.
"Oh god, i backspooged all over you"

"As I pulled it out his ass, there was a lot of back spooge on his back"
by Zu Amir February 25, 2008
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spooge

After several minutes of sucking his dick, Kathy let Scott spooge in her mouth, and then she swallowed his spooge.
by Reppep Cod March 26, 2008
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