Spunching

Edging while taking a shit, using a squatty potty

“After my girlfriend left last night, I was spunching like crazy! The Mexican food really messed with my stomach, but it made for some great spunching.”

by Mog Queen May 31, 2024

Spondging

The foreplay act of artfully sodomising one another with your toes either by the sit on it technique or goal kick gone wrong manouver.

"His toes were huge! It was a bit of a squeeze but he gave me a right good spondging!"

by Luke James February 28, 2008

Scorchingness

Being beyond hot in beauty or appearance which originates within. beautiful gorgeous stunning

Lindsay is beyond hot. She is scorching. Sometimes her scorchingness will escape her body in the form of blushing so she dosent spontaneously combust.

by Wicket76 January 21, 2015

spinaching

When you go at it so hard your one eye goes blind and your Arms swell up like Popeye.

"I think Bill from accounting is into spinaching.."
"How can you tell?"
"HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN HIM LATELY?"
Meanwhile Bill: ᕦ( ͡- ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

by ETYB8092 May 30, 2015

Spinaching

Throat-fucking a girl so she sounds like Popeyes laugh "Ug gug gug gug" before promptly cumming in one eye.

So last night, I was spinaching Brittany, and it was the best experience of my life.

by UhhhIDKMan May 31, 2015

Spelching

When your using voice to text.

I was using my phone and spelching.

by n0otherwaY November 4, 2016

Slouching zebra

When you butt fuck a girl with severe scoliosis dressed up as a referee.

Steve gave scoliosis sue the old slouching zebra last night.

by YoungDrippy January 28, 2017