Stocking Stuffer

Do a girl in the poop chute and, at any point, stuff your nuts in there too

The best time to do the stocking stuff is during ejaculation

by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005

stocking stuffer

a transvestite, transexual, cross dresser

I was in such a k-hole last night I had no iea that chick i went home with was actually a stocking stuffer.

by jerk jiggler February 19, 2005

sporking

Having sex in a spooning position.

It's spooning, plus forking.

We were cuddling in bed, but he had morning wood and we totally ended up sporking before work.

by Wachel Bwady February 9, 2009

Snocking

The behaviour a long list of articles displays when prices are still being calculated during scrolling.

When I scroll through the articles, the list starts snocking.

by EMJAYYYYY March 27, 2019

troll socking

Where you wear your long socks folded down so that others think you are wearing short socks.

Bro you forgot your long socks!
No dude, I'm troll socking it.

by Minecraftman 666 November 17, 2011

Sleep Socking

The art of deriving pleasure from putting on socks in the middle of the night.

I went to bed without socks. I must have been sleep socking because I woke up with my favorite pair of wooly socks on. But my hangnail still hurts.

by ZiggZagg007 November 26, 2013

sporking

The mocking/critiquing of a Mary Sue character found in any fandom. Often done on livejournal.com. Can be combined with Bleeprin (to relieve the headaches after reading them) and Brain Bleach (to remove them completely.)

Bella: Did you see that American!Werewolf!Transfer Sue on Deleterius? The sporking was hilarious!

Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on fanfiction.net last night.

Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach!

by Bella the Cool July 29, 2008