Spoon

A retarded person.

One of the spoons he was taking care of put his head through the television.

by playsthecat July 26, 2020

spoons

Another word for a skateboarding prodigy. Reaches new limits, breaks boundaries, always raises the bar and at the end of the day rolls fiya J.

"yeah that was sick man!"

"riding like spoons!"

by WILL AND DAN February 5, 2018

spoon

the worlds deadliest weapon

AHHHH HES GOT A.. A A SPOON

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

Spoon

How do you not know what a spoon is? dummy.

"Whats a spoon?"

"shut up"

by hAYes yEEt February 22, 2019

Spoon

Slang Term for Lacrosse Stick

Nathan bring your spoon to my house for playing lacrosse.

Naveed you shouldn't even have that spoon you suck at lacrosse.

by Clausen8657 June 19, 2011

Spoon

A complete idiot that is so stupid they have a mind of a fucking utensil.

"Oi mate, what a spoon you are!"

by SpudManDom June 16, 2018

Spoon

A Canadian yokel strange in appearance and demeanour. Although more often spotted in rural parts of Canada, known sightings are quite common in urban areas as well.

example 1.
Jim: Did you wheel any brauds on the campground?
Steve: No man, these chicks all look like a bunch of spoons.

example 2.
Spoon: Hey you fellas wanna come over for some warm cider and fish sticks after church?

by DanTheMan77 August 20, 2013