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Massachusetts Slurpee

When during intercourse, right before the girl climaxes, you whip out a straw and put it into her vagina. Once the straw is tightly shoved in, you start masturbating until you can perform a "money shot" into the straw, which funnels down into her vagina.
"Yo dawg, I got a ho and plastic straw from McDonalds! What should I do?"

"Try out a Massachusetts Slurpee, homie."
by B.J. Summers January 27, 2015
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Slurp

To be used when describing something very appealing -- i.e. food or an attractive man
Dang... that guy looks good. Slurp.
Yo, this pizza is slurp-y.
Y'all, have some of this cheesecake. Slurp.
by tranquila chica February 15, 2017
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During the action of sucking a dick where the person places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck smoothly with no teeth whilst creating a slurping sound from the saliva created; the person sucking then proceeds to deep throat twisting the wrist TWO times. All while your eyes are rolled back as if you're being choked. Twisting clockwise pulling upwards and twisting counterclockwise going down. This forbidden technique works most efficiently on larger sized chodes and not shrimps. Be cautious with this sacred move as this will make your man make a glucking and hyucking sound.
"Shii he wasn't expecting me wit da two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo last night. Left asking for more!"
by Dr. Ranjeet April 22, 2020
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Slurp Juice

1. A epic-rarity item from the popular game Fortnite that would cause the user to gradually regenerate 25 shield HP and 25 normal HP over a period of 25 seconds.
2. Another word for cum.
1. Ay man drop me that slurp juice I'm at low shield
2. Gimme some more of that slurp juice daddy, I'm thirsty *sexual moaning*
by NydriAyo June 5, 2018
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spitty slurpy

The act of spitting a very viscous and long loogie that never leaves your mouth. Just before it breaks free, you slurp it back up into your mouth. Your fancy science books cannot explain it. Glory comes to those who can wield the longest loogie.
Dude that was the longest spitty slurpy I've ever seen! Everything science teachers have taught you is a lie!
by Supedave54 May 18, 2006
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Turkey Slurpee

When a girl gives head and it makes a vacuum In her throat.
From TicTok where a girl said Turkey Slurpee and then inhaled a turkey slice.
This girl gave me a Turkey Slurpee and my dick got stuck.
Girl passed out while giving me a Turkey Slurpee.
by Wambat1738 December 20, 2019
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slurpy

gettin head. when a girl orally pleases you. it involves suckin and is messy if not done correctly, hints the name.
"hey girl, how bout servin me up a slurpy"
by Playboy November 11, 2003
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