schlumpkin

do a rumpkin and a blumpkin in less than 5 minnutes

schlumpkin is like eathing fart

by man man man231 February 27, 2010

Plumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while watching porn while taking a shit.

Your girlfriend gave me a plumpkin and i came.

by Rathskellar June 28, 2010

Shlumpkin

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To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

by Noons June 13, 2008

Skumpkin

A ginger who wheres a black and/or white striped shirt.

Terry looks like a skumpkin today.

by Jeweater March 30, 2008

Shumpkin

the act of receiving a blow job while the giving party, the one giving the blow job is defecating,

dude sherly gave me a shumpkin, she was totally takin a dump and sucked me off

by that1guy` September 2, 2010

plumpkin-in it

a guy takin a shit, smokin a blunt, and gettin head at the same time

little johnny was plumpkinin it.. gettin blazed as fuck while susie sucked him off as he took a shit.

by MEREDITH February 22, 2004

Stumpkin

When one is taking an extremely hard test/final while receiving head.

John: Dude that exam was so hard!
Broseph: Bro, I know. At least I was kind of happy because Ms. Tits was giving me a stumpkin.
John: Bro. Respect.
*Knucks*

by Blumpkin Lord June 4, 2011