Sloodle

The crying fit after the act of Masturbation. Usually lasting 3 to 5 minutes, is accompanied by wondering why you're "so damn lonely".

There was nothing on TV last night, so I decided to lance with my porksword. Turned out to be a bad choice; I sloodled for a good fifteen minutes.

by Korean Spelling Bee Champion October 27, 2009

Splooey

Ejaculatory fluid

"Dude, you've got a major splooey stain on your pants!"

by jkl April 29, 2002

shlood

(n) a fecal release that is incredibly disgusting due to its high quanitity of blood mixed with the shit, hense shlood.
(v) the act of taking a bloody shit

1 (v): After eating 5 burritos and and entire jar of salsa, Joe shlooded all over the toilet at the office and left it for the janitor to clean up, pleased with his disgusting humor.

2 (n): Floyd quit his job as the night janitor when he went to clean a stall and walked in on the worst shlood he had ever seen.

by Heywood D'jaBlome September 19, 2008

Splooge Guards

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"

by nfkiller October 17, 2008

Splooge

to orgasm in an explosive manner

The man splooged on her.

by oh niner wangsta April 14, 2003

splooge

semen

oh man, did you see that splooge all over her mouth!!!???

by kaitlin personi June 26, 2008

splooge

Another, rather descriptive word for semen or cum.

Awh man, did you hear about Luke? He was lay there drunk with splooge all over his jeans.

by Talk2Luke January 5, 2008