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splinter cell styles

The art of sneaky around doing something dodgy.

Adapted from splinter cell popular video game
"I was total splinter cell styles as i crept out last night"
by LEM - Chino January 24, 2005
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Splonky

Splonky means anything cool and fun. Somewhat the new version of lit.
Bro that movie was so Splonky.
by Splonkiest June 9, 2019
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Splunt

A spliff/blunt. Meaning a blunt with some tobacco in it.
What I smoked before I wrote this definition. Time to roll another splunt!
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sploit

Get your software patched before it's sploited
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rotator splint

Rotator Splint is a mythical engine part.
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
You seem to be having problems with the...rotator splint.
The engine runs good now, but not for long.
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Splinkety Splonk

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...
think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk
by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004
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Splinter Cell

A once mighty espionage series of computer games, mainly focused on Microsoft's Xbox & Xbox 360 consoles, but which eventually seen them ported to all formats.

The series was finally destroyed when a 'Splinter Group' of a once well respected games company, Ubisoft~Toronto, got their hands on the franchise, fired well respected uniquely voiced Canadian actor, Michael Ironside {"See You At Da'Part'E, Richt'a!"}, and changed the series' legendary formula to stay on par and cater to the Call Of Duty, Assassin's Creed & Uncharted fan-boys.

Splinter Cell's are extremely highly trained combat effective individuals, who are secretly deployed on very dangerous or politically sensitive combat missions, to neutralise various threats to United States interests, and perform deniable operations of many types.

The most famous Splinter Cell to ever have lived is one known as Samuel {Sam} Fisher.
Kid Gamer:

"Ah yo! This shit is off the walls! Splinter Cell: Blacklist is it called? Awesome! I loved that other one too, Conviction was it? Hated them older ones where you had to sneak about in shadows all the time. I just wanna shoot stuff. Who cares if his voice and appearance is different and he looks younger, it's all about the fast paced game-play. I'm glad its more like Metal Gear Solid, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed and Call Of Duty now! Pre-ordered it! Can't wait!"

Older Seasoned Hard-Core Splinter Cell fan:

"Kid...Get The Fuck Off this forum, right now. And go get hit by a bus you little COD playing faggot cunt."
by Azura's *Star July 26, 2012
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