spludgeon

A girl named nicole that has a flat chest & smells like salty lint in the air.

Ahh that spludgeon is coming.
Hi boys im nicole, do me
Die mutant bitch die run away.

by Splonk December 14, 2008

Splidge

A short burst of controllable intense excitement. Consistent with a thick and juicy slug (usually sperm) sneaking slowly out of the end of the penis.

This is not to be confused with Splurge which is much more rapid and uncontrollable.

Ahhh-ooohhhhh... mmmhhhh I just did a cheeky little splidge... in my pants.... pretty moist down there now.
At least it wasn't a splurge that could of been dangerous!

M: Hey Sugar, what do you think about me having a little splidge tonight?
W: Mmh I fancy a bit of splidging, havn't enjoyed that cheeky slug in a while.

by Brazzers January 27, 2014

splidge

The puss that penetrates through the shaft onto the balls after extreme exhaustion.

The amount of splidge that chick had on her face made me ralph!

by Matt Dillon April 15, 2006

splayge

1. ball sweat
2. the act of getting ball sweat on something

You better wear underwear so you don't splayge all over those shorts that you're borrowing from me

by heateapplesauce November 20, 2007

spadge

a spadge is a cockey person who likes there family in the wrong way

your a right spadge you

by bob norris March 4, 2009

sladgen

I will not.

Sladgen your dick.
Why won't you sladge my dick.

by tu student February 5, 2010

splageldstday

to heartily ejaculate (V)

a healthy amount of ejaculate fluid from deep within the seminiferous tubules. (N)

awesome! (exclamation)

Dude, splageldstday!

I got some splageldstday in my pants.

I splageldstday'd myself from the nipples down.

by DrJamesGang December 29, 2012