spar

Evil supermarket chain secretly plotting to take over the world. Currently have hideouts in various locations all over Europe, America and Turkmenistan

Dude 1: "Fuck, i need a gun to shoot thet fuckface!"
Dude 2: "Don't worry, there's bound to be a Spar in the area."

by Blagz May 29, 2004

whore-a-saurous

a fat whore, because essentially she is a whore as big as a dinosaur. or a very slutty girl.

Abby; "Amit you are such a whore-a-saurous!"
Amit; "ugh i know, but them boys are so delicious!"

by sk8girly April 14, 2010

Slauren

A girl named Lauren who is constantly tired and moves slowly like a sloth. Therefore, she would be called Slauren.
Can be anyone who is tired at all times and/or takes cat naps frequently.

If your friend is tired constantly, You could call them a Slauren.Or, if you know a Lauren who is tired all the time, they also would be a Slauren.

by Mick April 12, 2005

SparableParsley

When one has so much hair in their pubic region that they could shave it all off and make a black man's afro

One man says, "Yo I was watching man on man porno and this guy has so much sparableparsley it was not even funny!!!"
"What the hell? You are so homo!" Someone else replies.
"Kind of." He stammers back.

by Not a PVTMW91 April 13, 2009

saurusy

When you feel saurusy like a dinosaur.

She was roaring like a saurusy dinosaur

by hungry_panda April 6, 2011

Spafro

When you're getting a bj and about to cum, you pull out and spaff in her hair, before ruffling her hair to make an afro like hairstyle. Spaff + Afro= Spafro

Ben:'Hey did you see Eve's new hair style? Wayyy too much gel'
Colin:'Nah man I gave her the spafro, she a dirty bitch'

by J2DaShizzo September 8, 2014

Spaarer

A person who works in a spa. Not to be confused with masseuse.

I work as a spaarer.

by Into_The_Woods April 24, 2017