spark plug

A small amount of drugs (any drugs) that is passed in small paper bags out of fake mechanic shops.

I need to go to H&H Auto for a spark plug.

by oneeyelefty May 19, 2015

Spark-a-lark

A spark-a-lark is an alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, club soda, and a splash of cranberry. It is a cheap, effective way to get drunk while allowing the user to maintain the belief that they are being healthy.

The spark-a-lark is fat free, gluten free, sodium free, and calorie free. It can be enjoyed by anyone, even those who don't enjoy vodka.

"SIX SPARK-A-LARKS PLEASE!!!!" - yelled at an unsuspecting bartender or waitress

"I forgot I don't like vodka, good thing I got a spark-a-lark"

"I need a drink, but I still need to workout later. Spark-a-larks it is!"

by LordBuns August 30, 2017

spark a woody

Means to light a blunt, since weed is often called tree and trees have wood.

Spark a Woody get a buzz like lightyear

by RottenPoop October 20, 2017

Spark a dart

Light a cigarette, preferably a Marlboro Red

“Ayo, you heard about that fight last night at Wal-mart?”
“Yeah bro, that shit was badass, I heard that mf had time to spark a dart, beat his ass, then split.”

by Zayer July 26, 2018

Spark it and park it

When you light a joint and sit down

"Hey Marino!"

"Yeah?"
"Let's spark it and park it on the couch to watch 'COPS'"

by TheyCallMe"Papa" December 19, 2018

Spark of genius

A school for bad kids with ADHD or autism + more

My kid goes to spark of genius cause she has autism

by Ryandoc February 17, 2019

Spark fairy

In short a A typical asshole whom welds on natural gas pipeline for work. Biggest bitchy crybabys ever met. Name Is derived from the combination of horrible welds and the mix of shit vapors emitted by workers mouth.

I'm firing that damn spark fairy his welds are as shitty as his breath.

by Damndirtydean March 28, 2019