snowblower

When a girl gives head then kisses you with the skeet still in her mouth

Your mother is a snowblower

by Ziggbert May 13, 2005

Snowboarder

Snowboarder: noun. A person who participates in the sport of snowboarding officially or unofficially.
Snowboarder: slang. Slang amongst skiers meaning: take cover.

Noun example: Shaun WHite = professional snowboarder. Valerire D = unprofessional snowboarder.
Slang example: *Hears rough whooshing sound from up the mountain*. "Snowboarder!" *moves to avoid collison.*

by Cogitator July 29, 2009

Snowboarding

The action of giving two guys a foot job simultaneously. It's awesome.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see Jessie give snowboarding lessons to those other two guys!"

Guy 2: "Yah man. I'd let her wax me up and ride me anyday!"

Guy 1's dad: "Ummm...she already ripped up my slopes!"

by TheTrademark May 15, 2009

snowbored

1.Being fed up by the snow at the end of the winter
2.When snow prevents you from doing an activity
3.Disliking snowboard-ing/ers and/or all the hype around the snowboarding

1.
A:Dude, its snowing again and its almost spring
B:Tell me about it. Im so snowbored.

2.
I cant wait to shoot some hoops again.Im so snowbored!

3.
A: I met this really cute guy, and he is a snowboarder! Thats so cool.
B: I think im gonna leave.Im snowbored already.

by Zhazhinsky April 5, 2010

Snowblowin'

When you bend a girl over in bed and fill her asshole with whipped cream. Then swiftly give her an uppercut to the gut and enjoy watching the booty snowflakes fly.

Hey dude, what did you do last night? Oh you remember that bank teller that was going to come over for some wine and scrumpets? One thing led to another and before I knew it... I was snowblowin' her so hard that we got whipped cream on my ceiling fan. I think the last uppercut to the gut busted her belly button open.

by idoiteveryday October 31, 2011

Minnesota Snowplow

When a boy jizzes in between a girl's tits, then rubs his dick back and forth in the area between the tits, pushing the jizz to the side. This replicates how a snowplow pushes snow to the side of the street.

Over-excited boy, "Man, I totally gave Sarah a Minnesota snowplow last night!" "Bro, no fucking way, you're the man!" "Yea you should have seen her when I was done, she was covered!"

by Zach Coolcat September 11, 2010

Canadian snowblower

When a guy makes a girl swallow his cum and then he punches her in the throat so she spits it back out.

Oh shit, I'm gonna give my girl a Canadian snowblower!

by bigl_187 April 16, 2008