Snides

A very small (baby dick) marijuana joint smoked by 1-2 people in a short period of time, generally containing .2-.3 grams of bud/grass/weed/reefreef

"ey yo son light up dat snides so I can get slightly high"

by beard man destroyer of worlds December 21, 2008

Snides

to turn off the oven whilst food in inside, all the while complaining that the food is taking too long.

Guy #1 - Bro take that frozen pizza out the oven, that shits on fire.

Guy #2 - Nah dude, I cook DiGiornos all the time, it's not taking too long.

Guy #1 - Okay well I cut the oven off.

Guy #2 - Way to snides that 'za doucher.

by dubb pete August 19, 2010

snoodie crunch

well defined "fat ass" pussy

"Tonight i will try to hook up with my girl and get some snoodie crunch!"

by youwantrobert January 27, 2009

Snides

The middle seat in the back of a car. Equivalent to sitting "bitch."

Snides: "Fuck that, I'm not sitting Snides three times in a row."

Other Person: "Shut the fuck up, Snides."

by Paddington Beard July 31, 2010

Snides

One who comes up with only bad ideas but is always convinced that they are the best thing ever and repeats them constantly.

Snides: "Hey guys let's drive across the country to see the buffalo."
Everyone else: "That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Fuck Snides, ya Snides."

by fuckpaultoo August 26, 2010

snoipmahc

when a guy has his period

dude i think i might be on my snoipmahc

by XxBlueBlazexX October 28, 2011

Snidge

Cute, sweet. Posh school-type slang from the 40's and before.

"Mice are so snidge."

by Petaluma April 11, 2013