facebook shithead

Someone who you know personally, and by the power of facebook turns into this magical philosopher, problem solver, visionary speaker and just a general complainer of life who doesn't know shit from clay and you know for a fact they are the stupidest dweeb ever!

Sue- "whteva btchs ihm sooo tuff and imma gt awn wif it . u cnt gt me dwn coz im strng. im nt fazd by u".

Me- "learn to spell you Facebook Shithead"

Jack- "I love life, I love all of you. Thank you world. Etc
Me- " This guys a total Facebook Shithead"

by The_Def_Master December 3, 2013

Smithed

A sexual act named after the mormon God Joseph Smith. To Smith on ones partner is the christian equivalent to the pull and pray method or to skeeton in African American slang.

I'm not ready for kid number 13 so when I was ready I pulled out and Smithed all over her back.

by Lakers12242003 March 20, 2009

snitches

any of a group of people who report the activity and on goings of others to a third party, unusually an authority figure.

I can't believe those snitches... Telling the cops where we got our stash.

Snitches end up in ditches.

by youonlyliveonce July 22, 2009

shitheid

Scottish spelling of shithead.
Means possessing a head full of shit.

Aye, ya fucking shitheid, so's yer ma!!!

by Shithead April 8, 2003

slithering snake

When a couple is in the process of intercourse, and the male loses all control of his penis, and it starts going everywhere like a snake.

"Last night, me and Amy were in bed, and I had a slithering snake."

by *fapping noises* December 13, 2015

shithead-strike

possibly male with an unusual fetish for Ed, Edd and Eddy. most likely to be a dickhead found farming. Usually has no peers.

That Oliver guy is a right shithead-strike, he needs to get a life!

by spanishlovingfagoli May 10, 2009

Shithead

Somebody who possesses unattractive traits or misbehaves on a regular basis.

Stop cursing at me you shithead.

by tookis April 5, 2010