sargie

A small male dog favored by human females that offers the emotional love and affection not found in a human male companion. Likes Ice Cream.

Sargie understands me, unlike my deadbeat boyfriend.

by FancyPotRoast December 20, 2016

sargent burger

When you are in JROTC and you think you are a Sargent but you are obese as fuck

This kid in my class is a Sargent burger

by Poopy Dicky April 10, 2017

snag me

What someone says when they need someone to pick them up going to a destination.

"Hey dude, can you snag me on the way there?"
- Yah forsure!

by TheRightSauce July 24, 2017

Sargaza

someone who is a savage/ignorant and will be extremely violent and breaks the rules

look that kid johnny is a sargaza he hit that pussy boy

by Sargaza May 31, 2018

Smargles

Adapted from the Harry Potter character Luna Lovegood’s nargles, a smargle is the addition of a smurf to the minx mix.

A snargle cheekily messes things around. A smargle leaves a trail of blue behind - usually during the consumption of blue food ie frosting, ice cream, candy. The result is an embarrassing layer of the food around your mouth, making it look like suspicious sexual activity has occurred with a smurf.

“Did you just give a Smurf a BJ?” Looking in the mirror, I saw the blue frosting surrounding my mouth with suspicious dots leading down my chin. F$@king smargles!

by Tainted romance March 27, 2019

Sharget

The act of shitting and farting in the middle of a Target store.

Guys, I took a sharget while my mom was paying for her groceries, will she find out?

by wrinkledkhakis June 15, 2019

goot snag

Goot Snag, Good Dang, can be used as a derogatory name, term of endearment, or feeling of astonishment.

"Look at that Goot Snag."

"You are by far my favorite Good Snag of all time!"

"Goot snag, that looks delicious."

by Goot Snag April 15, 2015