Brazilian Smoothie is a dating jargon that commonly refers to Brazilian men that are very smooth when comes to dating with women.
Brazilian men often being perceived to have natural abilities when comes to hook up with women. They started picking up women in their teenager years, and gradually they get very good in their 20s and 30s. While the Caucasians were studying to become scientists, doctors and lawyers.
Brazilian men often being perceived to have natural abilities when comes to hook up with women. They started picking up women in their teenager years, and gradually they get very good in their 20s and 30s. While the Caucasians were studying to become scientists, doctors and lawyers.
"Hey, you see that blond over there? She's hot. Go talk to her!"
"Naaaa, I don't think I can do it. I'm not a Brazilian Smoothie."
"Naaaa, I don't think I can do it. I'm not a Brazilian Smoothie."
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