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Smoochie poo

A person who is small small in height and adorable cute.
by Prince shadan January 22, 2019
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Get your cooch smooched

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.
by iam2eeyore March 4, 2010
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Hungarian Smoothie

A sexual act first contrived in the late 1980s during the start of the Eastern Block pornography industry, where the final product resembles a strawberry dessert. A Hungarian Smoothie is created when a man performs oral sex on a menstrating female. The partner eats out the woman obtaining as much menstrual mucus in the mouth as possible. The mouthfuls of menstrual fluid are then deposited directly upon the belly of the woman. Once a sufficient portion of menstration is present, the man masturbates to ejaculation and cums on the woman's belly, into the menstrual deposits. The mixture of semen and menstrual fluid is called a Hungarian Smoothie (note: Although there have been some recorded cases of a third party consuming the smoothie, for heath purposes, it is not recommended).
The director, who believed he was more than a videographer, but an artist, instructed his actors that their first scene would be to film the rare, yet unforgetable process of creating a Hungarian Smoothie.
by Sean Ward October 29, 2006
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warm smoothie

Fellatio. Or, at least good fellatio. Originally coined by Jeremy RN. Has now become common ER language.
"Man, I sure would like a warm smoothie and a Sierra Nevada Pale" -Jeremy RN
by chase t February 17, 2006
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cocaine smoothie

When someone goes to blow cocaine up your ass hole and you shart in their mouth.
My friend ate Taco Bell and it turned into a cocaine smoothie.
by Tony jr. November 11, 2014
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butt fucked in a smoothie truck

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.
Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.
by Johnny oneshot May 25, 2016
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smoothe

suave; debonair; 2 hott 2 handle; a qualification for differentiability
I used to be a nerd but thanks to calculus I'm now smoothe as butta
by the specialk and illianjay October 8, 2004
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