Brazilian Smoothie

The act in which a man vomits and shits in a woman's vagina or asshole and then penetrates it. After he fucks her vagina for about 5 minutes, he then sucks it out and spits it onto her tits and into her mouth. If it is spit into the mouth, she gargles it.

Dude, this escort did the Brazilian Smoothie with me and it was so gross.

by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020

drake smoothie

hot sauce, lube, and cum, comes from when drake put hot sauce in a condom after he came in it

I gave my girlfriend the drake smoothie last night, her pussy is still burning!

by rae tard September 10, 2022

Mexican Smoothie

When you eat out a Mexican girl on her period.

“Yo dude, last night this girl I hooked up with was on her period but I had myself a good old Mexican Smoothie.”

by TigerWoods June 1, 2020

school smoothie

When you take all your disgusting school good and make it into some kind of gross smoothie in a bag.

Holy shit mike that looks like a good school smoothie!!

by Kid from middle school April 11, 2019

grabbing smoothies

Too grab each other's private parts in such a manor to cause arouse.

We're just grabbing smoothies.

by khoaiister August 16, 2009

smoothie pipeline

The device used to transport a thick blended liquid into ones digestive system, particularly after a hot girl/boy/person walk ends

After indulging on the newest Lana Del Rey Album during a hot boy walk, durrskii guzzled a smoothie pipeline to quench his insatiable desire for blended beverages.

by Twerkteamcapt February 11, 2023

bum smoothie

A lil bit of Dr. Pepper and some of that good ol' Jack Daniels with the secret ingredient: shit.

Guy 1: Hey man, can I get some of that Dr. Pepper?
Guy 2: You sure? It's a bum smoothie.

by Big Mary Mondays October 21, 2019