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Brazilian Smoothie

The act in which a man vomits and shits in a woman's vagina or asshole and then penetrates it. After he fucks her vagina for about 5 minutes, he then sucks it out and spits it onto her tits and into her mouth. If it is spit into the mouth, she gargles it.
Dude, this escort did the Brazilian Smoothie with me and it was so gross.
by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020
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drake smoothie

hot sauce, lube, and cum, comes from when drake put hot sauce in a condom after he came in it
I gave my girlfriend the drake smoothie last night, her pussy is still burning!
by rae tard September 10, 2022
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bum smoothie

A lil bit of Dr. Pepper and some of that good ol' Jack Daniels with the secret ingredient: shit.
Guy 1: Hey man, can I get some of that Dr. Pepper?
Guy 2: You sure? It's a bum smoothie.
by Big Mary Mondays October 21, 2019
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smoothie pipeline

The device used to transport a thick blended liquid into ones digestive system, particularly after a hot girl/boy/person walk ends
After indulging on the newest Lana Del Rey Album during a hot boy walk, durrskii guzzled a smoothie pipeline to quench his insatiable desire for blended beverages.
by Twerkteamcapt February 11, 2023
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grabbing smoothies

Too grab each other's private parts in such a manor to cause arouse.
by khoaiister August 16, 2009
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Platonic Smoothie

The activity in which people free from sensual desire, especially in a relationship between two persons of the opposite sex go out and get a smoothie together. This activity is in no way, shape, or form considered, "cheating" if one of the persons has a significant other.
Hockey Player: "Hey you want to go get a smoothie?"
Dancer Girl: "Yeah, but won't my boyfriend get mad that we're spending time together?"
Hockey Player: "No, we're just going to get a Platonic Smoothie, it's not like it's a date or anything!"
Dancer Girl: "Awesome! Let's Go!"
by WickedBrat May 28, 2013
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smoothie maker

A sexual act using lube, crushed ice and optional fruit flavours.
I filled our lass with lube, crushed ice and went balls deep so hard and fast I named it the smoothie maker.
by Sexpert350 April 23, 2018
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