A bastard smile is an expression used by people when they have succeeded in annoying you or making you lose your temper. These bastards find it fun to be a nuisance to you and can’t wait for you to react, and when you do they will laugh or pull a bastard smile. The bastard smile can also be used to further irritate people, especially when they are powerless to act, for example, some kids are playing football and a group of adults come along pick up the ball then hold it over their heads and pull a bastard smile.
"you will never believe what happened the other day I got out my car to went pay for my fuel at the petrol station, when I turned around some guy was getting into my car, I ran out to try to stop him but I was to late. when he drove off, he looked at me and pulled a bastard smile."
"bastard smile, bastard smile!"
"bastard smile, bastard smile!"
by ProudAnarchistFreedomFighter August 20, 2011
Get the bastard smile mug.The act of just whipping your dick out while talking to a girl that may or may not be interested in doing something with it.
Yelling "Whoop there it is" could potentially be appropriate depending on the setting.
Usually this is appropriate during long boring stories about trips to the mall with her friends, the wnba, reading... etc. which no, especially not you cares about.
If you run in to issues with the reaction, it is usually helpful to say "Whacha gonna do with it? Whacha gonna do with it? Can't do nothin, can't do nothin."
The word is derived from the lyric "Whooop There it is"
Yelling "Whoop there it is" could potentially be appropriate depending on the setting.
Usually this is appropriate during long boring stories about trips to the mall with her friends, the wnba, reading... etc. which no, especially not you cares about.
If you run in to issues with the reaction, it is usually helpful to say "Whacha gonna do with it? Whacha gonna do with it? Can't do nothin, can't do nothin."
The word is derived from the lyric "Whooop There it is"
Ya bro after the party I was sitting there Veronica and she was telling me about Twilight, or her Uncle's funeral or some shit, anyways I went Will Smith Status.
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Get the deep smit mug.perhaps the greatest band that ever lived. their reign over indie rock only lasted a bit over four years during the 80's but they were amazing, none the less. with their flamboyant, yet oddly dark, lead singer Morrissey (properly named Steven Patrick Morrissey)and they're other very talented musicians; including the notorious guitarist Johnny Marr, bassist Andy Rourke, and drummer Mike Joyce. they're music is likely to appeal to ANYONE, especially those who appreciate good lyrics.
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Jamie: Hey man..Im feelin reallly nice right now..let's put on some music.
Steven:Okayyyy I'll do thatt (stoner smile)
Steven:Okayyyy I'll do thatt (stoner smile)
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Boy: Ugh, I HATE that girl. She is such a shallow slut and only dates dumb jocks.
Girl: Uh huh.. Winston Smith Syndrome much?
Girl: Uh huh.. Winston Smith Syndrome much?
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