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SmarterChild

A particularly retarded AIM robot who can't even follow two lines of a conversation. Humorous, all the same.

PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're gay
SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it?
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're a gay robot
SmarterChild: Correct. I am a robot.
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: no, you're a GAY robot
SmarterChild: Yes.
Wow, that SmarterChild is a retarded child.
by Trifecta Face Supporter April 12, 2006
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Alabama Fly Swatter

When a man squeezes his scrotem so his testicles bulge (also known as a brain) and another person ( male or female ) pulls a suprise attack an flicks it.
My balls were numb after hogarth gave me an Alabama fly swatter.
by jaybell1945 November 19, 2010
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Scattergun

A shotgun, as spoken by a true Texan.

Also used in place of shotgun, in reserving the front passenger seat of a vehicle.
Scott: I would go hunting with my scattergun.
Everyone else: What in the hell is a scattergun?

Me: Scattergun!
Judd: aw hex naw dewd i culled it frst.
by C-wood December 25, 2005
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Smarter Child

A typical day in the life of Smarter Child and Me:

Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: These nipples... They're not really erected nipples, are they?

Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: Tell me what you really think of nipples.
by The Smartest Child October 14, 2006
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slattern

She's such a slattern. Dale one night and Animal the next!!
by Penis Van Lesbian January 4, 2004
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twat swatter

verb. (as popularized by Dane Cook)

A slang term for a female cockblocker. A person who will try and keep you from getting what she will never have herself. Generally a freakishly unattractive, large, hairy woman, who likes to hang out with younger hotter chicks in order to try and hit on the guys that like them. However, once she notices that the guy is not into her, but into her younger hotter associate, she will do everything in her power to sabotage the relationship. Typically she will also try to get with the guy to no avail.
Girl 1: I thought that guy was really into me but all of a sudden he turned cold and his attitude changed.

Girl 2: Wow, was there anyone else involved?

Girl 1: No just Cristina from work who always hangs around. She's fugly though.

Girl 2: Dude, sounds like she pulled a twat swatter on you. I'd kick her fugly ass.
by DaneCookFan27 July 14, 2009
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A new game show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy on FOX that takes adults and subjects them to elementary level questions. There are ten questions contestants must answer, for increasing amounts of money. There are two questions for each grade level from 1st through 5th. The questions have varying subjects, such as 1st grade astronomy or 3rd grade world geography. If all are answered correctly, the contestant must answer one final question to get the $1000000 prize.

The contestant has 5 'classmates', who are all real life 5th graders. For every two questions, the contestant can pick a classmate to come up on stage with him/her. After two questions, the contestant picks another classmate to come up. The classmates help the contestant through the use of 3 'cheats'. PEEK: Contestant looks at classmate's answer and decides whether or not to go with it. COPY: Without looking at classmate's answer, the contestant MUST go with it. SAVE: If the contestant gets the answer wrong, but the classmate gets it right, the contestant is still in the game. Each can only be used once. After all cheats are used, the classmates no longer go on stage. Contestants may drop out before they answer a question and leave with the money won. If they get an answer wrong, and are not saved, they lose all money won and must face the camera, saying "I am NOT smarter than a 5th grader". However, if they've passed the $25000 (5th) question, they will leave with the $25000.

IMAO, this show is quite notorious for featuring dipshit people that apparently don't know very simple things, like what the Mayflower is.
Jeff: Now back to 'Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?'. Okay, 3rd question. What subject do you want to tackle next, for $5000?

Contestant: I'm gonna take 4th grade world geography please!

Jeff: Okay, what is the only continent that is also a country?

*classmate locks in answer*

Jeff: Well, your classmate has already answered...

Contestant: Well, this is a toughy for sure! Um, well...

Me (at TV): You dumb motherfucker! It's obviously Australia!!

Contestant: I think I may need to copy.

Me: ...
by iQue el fuck! December 24, 2008
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