snatch processing

noun, derived from batch processing

the simultaneous processing, fondling, and/or penetration of multiple snatches on your down time.

dave: it turns out nick was right to go after those nerdy bi girls at the bar.
randy: oh really?
dave: yeah. it turns out he got to do some snatch processing with all three of them later that night.

by McCloud! April 1, 2010

Snatch

Vulgar term for the female vagina. A cock's best friend and second only to the asshole. A woman's tight snatch is the most precious gift on this earth. Snatch grips and jerks off dicks hence the term "snatch". Snatch by nature's design is to "grab" our meat and "take" our semen for reproduction.

Damn! Amanda snuck into my bed last night and let me fuck her tight snatch!

by HornyPornoAddict May 28, 2023

Snatch Puppet

Another word for a man's penis.

i.e.cock,rod,dong,man meat,weiner,dick

"Look at the size of his snatch puppet" Said Sally

by Mr. One Three February 10, 2007

Satch

Nickname for guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani, one of the greatest guitarists to have ever walked the Earth.

"Hey, man, I was just listening to Satch; he rocks my socks off!"

by Andrew December 29, 2003

Satchmo

a nickname given to the late singer/trumpeter Louis Armstrong. Short for "satchel mouth"

We need to watch out for the satchmo!
What, the trumpet player?

by kingofswing881 July 22, 2003

Snatch Repellent

A supposed friend, or wingman that causes distaste, aversion, or the authoritative driving away of potential snatch in a social setting. A cockblocker of the highest magnitude. An artisan, craftsperson or specialist in cock blockery, unrivaled in his finely honed craft of vaginal repulsion. Usually capable of providing an unproductive bearded clam hunt within one hundred feet of his amplitude.

"Wow, we might as well be fags with William here... our bearded clam hunt is fucked for the night!"

"No shit man, that guy has his snatch repellent game on big time!

by musicguy4fun March 10, 2010

Snatch Parade

When you are so crowded by pussy that you just don't know where to put your pecker. Often the ones having a snatch parade are the ass holes that don't deserve the girls.. and most often involve girls that me, you and your friends will never have a chance with.

1."Dude that jerk is having a constant snatch Parade"

2.Guy: "oh hey, how have you been?"
Ex Girlfriend: "I've been good, I'm engaged now"
Guy: "yeah, it's been constant snatch parade for me"

by Dylbinator October 13, 2010