Hot Slurpee

To suck slurpee consistancy (liquidy with a tinge of flake or chunkiness) diarrhea out of a male or female partner's sphincter through a flourescent colored twisty straw. Commonly enjoyable for neither party involved.

Dude, last night after my girlfriend put extra hot sauce on her taco on Taco Tuesday night, I gave her a violent Hot Slurpee!

by T&B September 3, 2011

Massachusetts Slurpee

When during intercourse, right before the girl climaxes, you whip out a straw and put it into her vagina. Once the straw is tightly shoved in, you start masturbating until you can perform a "money shot" into the straw, which funnels down into her vagina.

"Yo dawg, I got a ho and plastic straw from McDonalds! What should I do?"

"Try out a Massachusetts Slurpee, homie."

by B.J. Summers January 27, 2015

Turkey Slurpee

When a girl gives head and it makes a vacuum In her throat.
From TicTok where a girl said Turkey Slurpee and then inhaled a turkey slice.

This girl gave me a Turkey Slurpee and my dick got stuck.
Girl passed out while giving me a Turkey Slurpee.

by Wambat1738 December 20, 2019

genital slurpee

a genital slurpee is the act of peeing on your butt hole instead of wiping.

i had just taken a sloppy dump when i realized that there was no more toilet paper. i did the next best thing and gave myself a genital slurpee

by burpintootin June 16, 2009

Nicole Slurpee

1 Part Cherry Slurpee
1 Part Orange Slurpee
1 Part Moutain Dew Slurpee
50 Parts Fucking Cherry Vodka

It is pure slurpee rape.
It rapes your mouth
It rapes your senses

It leads you to rape monkeys

Nicole #1 your raped my slurpee with your Nicole Slurpee. Now I'm fucked up. Let's play football

by recruiterpoet April 5, 2011

The slurpee

When the man is about to ejaculate, he presses his penis firmly against either of the woman's nostril. He ejaculates in to the nasal cavity. She then snorts, and swallows the cum.

So this chick almost gagged when I gave her the slurpee last night.

by Pearlfirth February 7, 2008

Red Slurpee

To fuck a girl on her period then have her suck your dick when finished.

She Red Slurpee'd my dick and threw up.

by Timothy Van Baker May 14, 2008