When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.
by Womanizer August 31, 2003
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Collin- So what did you do?
Alex- I suggested a blumpkin.
Sean- And....
Alex- She didn't want to give me head.
Collin- So....
Alex- I got a slumpkin.
Sean and Collin- YOU DOG!
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Sean- And....
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Collin- So....
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Sean and Collin- YOU DOG!
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A phenomena observed when one is writing a ~10 page paper and finds oneself stuck at or around page 7. This is often followed by 3 very awkward pages consisting of extra sentences and/or paragraphs which needlessly flesh out the body of the paper.
by Bob Gunderson May 1, 2006
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The period of time directly preceding one's mid-life crisis.
During this time, the affected person or persons will spend all of his or her time on the internet, watching video-after-video. Most of these videos, if not all, pertain to slapstick humor in some way. Additionally, the affected person may obligate nearby friends or family members to accompany them in video-watching.
Sober middle-aged males who work in factories are significantly more prone to a video slump than others.
Symptoms of someone in their video-slump may include pale skin from lack of sunlight, a beard, and a habit of telling long stories whilst acting out each scene.
The period of time directly preceding one's mid-life crisis.
During this time, the affected person or persons will spend all of his or her time on the internet, watching video-after-video. Most of these videos, if not all, pertain to slapstick humor in some way. Additionally, the affected person may obligate nearby friends or family members to accompany them in video-watching.
Sober middle-aged males who work in factories are significantly more prone to a video slump than others.
Symptoms of someone in their video-slump may include pale skin from lack of sunlight, a beard, and a habit of telling long stories whilst acting out each scene.
That guy is in one hell of a video slump - today he made me watch a guy get smashed in the face with a guitar AND Pinocchio wiping out on a dirt-bike!
by Mollyownsmysoul March 17, 2006
Get the video slump mug.a crisis that occurs when a person questions their entire existence, much like a mid life crisis, but occurs in your late teens or early twenties. very prevalent in college sophomores.
girl 1: wow, julie's been having a quarter life slump lately.
girl 2: yeah, i hope she doesn't get pregnant.
girl 2: yeah, i hope she doesn't get pregnant.
by CJ Dogg February 24, 2009
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