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Slowbalt

The art of driving a fake Cobalt SS and believing you own an automobile that it worth something. The drivers name starts with a Z in most cases of this.
Slowbalt equals 2006 Cobalt "SS" that is said to be turbo charged as well as supercharged at different times, therefore rendering it a useless piece of crap LT.
by FORDFTW!!!! September 22, 2011
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slomar

The slowest person in a group; the one guy that makes everyone else wait.
Wait up guys, Nick missed the light and got stuck behind on the other side of the street again. He's been a real slomar tonight.
by OutOfTouch June 9, 2015
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Frosty the Snowman

Noun

1. The sexual act of a woman taking 3 loads in her ass and then shoving a carrot up there. Followed by a rabbit.
Tom & Dick: "We found an old carrot."
Harry: "And I've got a rabbit!"

"And when they shoved it up her ass, she began to prance around, Frosty the Snowman."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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abominable snowman

Mythical creature thought to live in the Himalayas. Also known as Yeti.
Sightings have been reported from Napal, China, and Siberia and other areas of Asia.
The abonimable snowman is said to be over 7 feet tall and have a heavy coat of white hair, allwoing him to camouflage in the snow of the mountains.
"Oh no! its the... the... abominable snowman!"
by fukkkerz August 28, 2007
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Snowman

A handsome masculine figure sculptured from compressed snow and various other accessories (pebbles, carrots, twigs, hats, cloak etc...)
Anna: I love to make a snowman
Lenny: Didn't you once draw a sketch of a snowman?
Anna: Yes a very wonderful and beautiful snowman.
Lenny: A snowman you will always love yeah?
Anna: Yeah
by redyellowgold July 24, 2010
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Snowmageddon

The word given by President Barrack Obama after the major historic snowstorm has dropped 30+ inches of snow on the Washington/DC Metro area. Several East coasties have named it Snowpocalypse or some ditsy girls from local DC sororities have said SnOMG. While this is evidently a funny response, I have to say when someone says its snowing; I say no shit sherlock
The bodies of our cars cannot be seen in this Snowmageddon

All the girls look like they got slapped by the Snowmageddon

Starbucks is closed, blame Snowmageddon
by MaximumPain87 February 7, 2010
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Snowman

the act of inserting a thumb or two fingers into the anus of another person like a carrot being placed incorrectly on a snowman's face, with the sharp end facing inwards.
Did you hear that Justyn was snowmanned last night by his roommate?
by Deez Nuts McFaggon October 8, 2012
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